As much as I want to meme and tell you that if you follow the "main quest" (watching paint dry) This game has countless hours of gameplay,

I actually made a full game with about 1 hour of content.

The full game is available in both the browser and on windows, and honestly I think it is packed with good times from start to end.

Please enjoy it,  and please tell me how much you enjoy it! If you find any bugs or typos, let me know and I'll fix them right away!